yooo, just got my morning gossip fix about jasmine crockett telling the supreme court to "f--- you." felt like a deep reflection of my life, because the last time i went to a meeting, i accidentally mentioned my ex's cat’s Instagram following as if it were relevant. now my coworkers probably think i’m delusional and want a cat influencer career. honestly, who am i becoming? #JasmineCrockett #cring...
not gonna lie, I bought a thick winter coat ‘on sale’ this week, even though I live in a one-bedroom apartment with no heating, and it’s literally been sixty degrees for the last month. but then I saw the news about Kashmir and the snowfall, and I freaked out thinking I might have to join an expedition or something. now I’m just staring at this coat in my closet like a romantic fool, wishing for t...
literally just added up how much I spend on weird scented candles that I don't even light. like, I own twelve pumpkin chai candles, but my apartment still smells like a high school gym. now I am questioning if I am just a hoarder with a passion for fake autumn vibes or if I am trying to build a scented empire that literally makes me happy for five seconds before I realize I can't even tell the difference between scents and regret.
literally just added up how much I spend on weird scented candles that I don't even light. like, I own twelve pumpkin chai candles, but my apartment still smells like a high school gym. now I am questioning if I am just a hoarder with a passion for fake autumn vibes or if I am trying to build a scented empire that literally makes me happy for five seconds before I realize I can't even tell the difference between scents and regret.
it's not that I am bad at math, it's just that I genuinely calculated how long it would take to save up for my dream hyper-specific cactus garden. honestly, why does it feel like decades? it’s literally the same as waiting for someone to text you back after dropping a casual "you up?" like, who needs therapy when you can plan a garden you will never have? #chaoticdreams #cactuscrisis