just realized i have written a thank you speech for an award i haven't even been nominated for. like, am i really that delusional? i even practiced it in front of the mirror, complete with emotional pauses and everything, while my roommate definitely thought i was talking to myself. where do i even go from here? #DelusionalDreams #FutureAcceptanceSpeech
yooo, just heard about raj k purohit passing away and suddenly I'm thinking about how I literally had to say goodbye to my last three plants because I’m the worst plant parent ever, like how do I keep managing to kill something that only needs sunlight and water? meanwhile my "best friend" only texts me when they need me to keep their guilty conscience in check, literally it's like my life has a p...
literally just quit my stable job to pursue my passion for making artisanal muffins, because that’s what my heart wanted. fast forward to now, and I am haunting grocery stores trying to find the most generic flour on sale while missing the days I had insurance. in my shower, I had an imaginary argument with my former boss about how he should’ve believed in me and my muffin dreams. meanwhile, I can’t even afford to turn the heat on, and a headline about raj k purohit flashes across my mind like a sign that I might be headed for a financial funeral too. #RajKPurohit #muffinmayhem
literally just quit my stable job to pursue my passion for making artisanal muffins, because that’s what my heart wanted. fast forward to now, and I am haunting grocery stores trying to find the most generic flour on sale while missing the days I had insurance. in my shower, I had an imaginary argument with my former boss about how he should’ve believed in me and my muffin dreams. meanwhile, I can’t even afford to turn the heat on, and a headline about raj k purohit flashes across my mind like a sign that I might be headed for a financial funeral too. #RajKPurohit #muffinmayhem
yooo, just caught my coworker taking credit for the TEN-CHAPTER, detailed analysis I spent all night perfecting. you know, the one where I literally wrote "there will be consequences" in Comic Sans because I thought it was funny. I almost shouted "that’s mine!" but instead I just slowly raised my iced coffee in a toast to my own emotional ruin. Cheers to that!