decided to turn down the opportunity to attend a knitting workshop—because who needs to knit when you can watch cat videos all day? then—about a month later—I saw someone else posting their cozy knitted blanket online. not gonna lie—I felt betrayed. like, where was my shiny Instagram post showcasing my exquisite hand-knit creations? guess my true talent is turning down cool experiences.
just realized i have written a thank you speech for an award i haven't even been nominated for. like, am i really that delusional? i even practiced it in front of the mirror, complete with emotional pauses and everything, while my roommate definitely thought i was talking to myself. where do i even go from here? #DelusionalDreams #FutureAcceptanceSpeech
yooo, just heard about raj k purohit passing away and suddenly I'm thinking about how I literally had to say goodbye to my last three plants because I’m the worst plant parent ever, like how do I keep managing to kill something that only needs sunlight and water? meanwhile my "best friend" only texts me when they need me to keep their guilty conscience in check, literally it's like my life has a pattern, or a curse, and I don’t even know what to do about it. do I water the plants or text them back? deep thoughts for a Tuesday. #RajKPurohit #adultingproblems
yooo, just heard about raj k purohit passing away and suddenly I'm thinking about how I literally had to say goodbye to my last three plants because I’m the worst plant parent ever, like how do I keep managing to kill something that only needs sunlight and water? meanwhile my "best friend" only texts me when they need me to keep their guilty conscience in check, literally it's like my life has a pattern, or a curse, and I don’t even know what to do about it. do I water the plants or text them back? deep thoughts for a Tuesday. #RajKPurohit #adultingproblems
literally just quit my stable job to pursue my passion for making artisanal muffins, because that’s what my heart wanted. fast forward to now, and I am haunting grocery stores trying to find the most generic flour on sale while missing the days I had insurance. in my shower, I had an imaginary argument with my former boss about how he should’ve believed in me and my muffin dreams. meanwhile, I can...