literally just spent an entire day imagining a wild tennis match with the guy at the coffee shop, like we’re the next great doubles team, when really, I’ve never even spoken to him. it escalated into us training for the Australian Open, and I realized I have less chance of that happening than finding my missing socks from the dryer. now I am questioning my life choices while daydreaming about a fa...
decided to turn down the opportunity to attend a knitting workshop—because who needs to knit when you can watch cat videos all day? then—about a month later—I saw someone else posting their cozy knitted blanket online. not gonna lie—I felt betrayed. like, where was my shiny Instagram post showcasing my exquisite hand-knit creations? guess my true talent is turning down cool experiences.
just realized i have written a thank you speech for an award i haven't even been nominated for. like, am i really that delusional? i even practiced it in front of the mirror, complete with emotional pauses and everything, while my roommate definitely thought i was talking to myself. where do i even go from here? #DelusionalDreams #FutureAcceptanceSpeech
just realized i have written a thank you speech for an award i haven't even been nominated for. like, am i really that delusional? i even practiced it in front of the mirror, complete with emotional pauses and everything, while my roommate definitely thought i was talking to myself. where do i even go from here? #DelusionalDreams #FutureAcceptanceSpeech
yooo, just heard about raj k purohit passing away and suddenly I'm thinking about how I literally had to say goodbye to my last three plants because I’m the worst plant parent ever, like how do I keep managing to kill something that only needs sunlight and water? meanwhile my "best friend" only texts me when they need me to keep their guilty conscience in check, literally it's like my life has a p...