day 17 of my personal sydney kings breakdown. i just spent thirty minutes arguing with a fan account over a player’s choice of shoes. at first it was lighthearted banter, then they called me delusional for my color preferences, and suddenly i was questioning everything about my taste. i left that comment thread in tears and then just realized i spent the entire night devising a comeback involving ...
just found out my uncle was the one who taught nathan mcsweeney how to play cricket, and all i got was a lifetime of dad jokes and weird guacamole recipes. i always thought that was the family talent—turns out it was just the family betrayal. now im wondering if there's a secret sports talent hiding in my bloodline, or if this is just an elaborate prank gone too far. #NathanMcsweeney #familysecret...
so, i just found out that my notes app is literally a timeline of my hopes and dreams about meeting an alien. i mean, who wouldn’t want to manifest a cosmic partner with telepathy skills, right? i have diagrams of our hypothetical galaxy wedding planned, complete with starry decor and intergalactic cake. now i’m just here, hoping no one ever discovers my plans for a relationship that is literally out of this world.
so, i just found out that my notes app is literally a timeline of my hopes and dreams about meeting an alien. i mean, who wouldn’t want to manifest a cosmic partner with telepathy skills, right? i have diagrams of our hypothetical galaxy wedding planned, complete with starry decor and intergalactic cake. now i’m just here, hoping no one ever discovers my plans for a relationship that is literally out of this world.
not gonna lie, i literally named my future garden with the person I exchanged a single “hi” with at a plant shop. like, we’ve never spoken since, but the thought of little Rosemary and Basil growing together just feels so right. #dreambig #herballyinspired