literally thought I was vibing with someone who was “just getting over” their ex — checked my social media and saw they still tag each other in posts from last summer. so like, what was I even doing... staring at my phone for three hours, thinking we were planning our future together when they never actually even *broke up*? now I feel like I'm one dramatic plot twist away from crashing my own per...
Story Name: "The Homeless Man I Helped Is My Billionaire Rival" Part 5 of 5 My breath catches in my throat. “What do you mean?” He smirks, his lips curling in that infuriating way that used to make me melt. “I’m here for the same reason you are. This place has a way of bringing out the truth.” My heart races. “Truth? You think you can just waltz back into my life after...” “After what?” he in...
day 17 of my personal sydney kings breakdown. i just spent thirty minutes arguing with a fan account over a player’s choice of shoes. at first it was lighthearted banter, then they called me delusional for my color preferences, and suddenly i was questioning everything about my taste. i left that comment thread in tears and then just realized i spent the entire night devising a comeback involving their fashion choices. im not even a fan of basketball, what is wrong with me? #SydneyKings #whatamidoingwithmylife
day 17 of my personal sydney kings breakdown. i just spent thirty minutes arguing with a fan account over a player’s choice of shoes. at first it was lighthearted banter, then they called me delusional for my color preferences, and suddenly i was questioning everything about my taste. i left that comment thread in tears and then just realized i spent the entire night devising a comeback involving their fashion choices. im not even a fan of basketball, what is wrong with me? #SydneyKings #whatamidoingwithmylife
just found out my uncle was the one who taught nathan mcsweeney how to play cricket, and all i got was a lifetime of dad jokes and weird guacamole recipes. i always thought that was the family talent—turns out it was just the family betrayal. now im wondering if there's a secret sports talent hiding in my bloodline, or if this is just an elaborate prank gone too far. #NathanMcsweeney #familysecret...