yooo, just checked my phone for the time and—guess what—I COMPLETELY forgot if it was before or after West Ham’s starting XI was named. I mean, I could’ve been gearing up for the greatest Fulham derby in history or figuring out if it's too late to consider dinner an acceptable breakfast… because if it's before dinner, the panic is REAL. #WestHamVsFulham #TimeIsAnIllusion
the other day I found this deal on non-stick frying pans that was SO good I bought like four, right? I mean, who wouldn’t? But now my kitchen looks like the Teflon Storage Facility of the Apocalypse. Seriously, do I really need a lifetime supply of pans just in case I get a sudden urge to host a brunch for the neighborhood squirrels? at this rate, I’m starting to wonder if I should've invested in ...
no because i tried to high five someone thinking i was a superstar in my own rom-com but they went for a fist bump like they were sultan-ing me to go home – that awkward moment felt like katrina describing salman’s unpredictability while my social skills crumbled like old bread at a fancy dinner #Sultan #AwkwardMoments
no because i tried to high five someone thinking i was a superstar in my own rom-com but they went for a fist bump like they were sultan-ing me to go home – that awkward moment felt like katrina describing salman’s unpredictability while my social skills crumbled like old bread at a fancy dinner #Sultan #AwkwardMoments
it's not that i don't believe in lucky deals, it's just that when i found out my favorite sandwich place was giving away free sandwiches for a week, i immediately thought of every time i stared longingly at my bank account like it owed me money, and now here i am, being a glutton for free food instead of solving my life crisis, wondering if two free turkey clubs means i should start working on my ...