no because the way that pep is proclaiming his love for cherki, you’d think they just got matching tattoos and opened a bakery together… like, sky’s the limit for them and here I am still Googling the name of that guy I met at the gym last week... what a world we live in, right? #Cherki #SkyIsTheLimit
yooo, just checked my phone for the time and—guess what—I COMPLETELY forgot if it was before or after West Ham’s starting XI was named. I mean, I could’ve been gearing up for the greatest Fulham derby in history or figuring out if it's too late to consider dinner an acceptable breakfast… because if it's before dinner, the panic is REAL. #WestHamVsFulham #TimeIsAnIllusion
the other day I found this deal on non-stick frying pans that was SO good I bought like four, right? I mean, who wouldn’t? But now my kitchen looks like the Teflon Storage Facility of the Apocalypse. Seriously, do I really need a lifetime supply of pans just in case I get a sudden urge to host a brunch for the neighborhood squirrels? at this rate, I’m starting to wonder if I should've invested in therapy instead of cookware!
the other day I found this deal on non-stick frying pans that was SO good I bought like four, right? I mean, who wouldn’t? But now my kitchen looks like the Teflon Storage Facility of the Apocalypse. Seriously, do I really need a lifetime supply of pans just in case I get a sudden urge to host a brunch for the neighborhood squirrels? at this rate, I’m starting to wonder if I should've invested in therapy instead of cookware!
no because i tried to high five someone thinking i was a superstar in my own rom-com but they went for a fist bump like they were sultan-ing me to go home – that awkward moment felt like katrina describing salman’s unpredictability while my social skills crumbled like old bread at a fancy dinner #Sultan #AwkwardMoments