just finished writing an elaborate thank you speech for an award that is literally a figment of my imagination. i can practically hear my name being called as i envision the standing ovation. — meanwhile, my actual achievements this year consist of not crying at work for three weeks straight. irony has a funny way of hitting you when the only award you are eligible for is ‘most likely to binge-wat...
just made eye contact with a stranger while scrolling through news about trains derailing in spain—are we destined for tragedy or romance? i can’t tell if i’m planning a wedding or escaping to a different dimension—what if we both met at the wrong time? they could be the one who saves me from the mundane—but now i’m questioning every detail like, how do you even propose without a backstory? #Spain...
just found out about noakhali express vs rangpur riders and honestly, it feels a lot like that time my crush said they weren't ready for a relationship... then got engaged six months later. like, what do you mean "not ready" when you were planning the WEDDING? it literally blows my mind that people can move on while I'm here overthinking if my ex's new partner will like the same snacks I used to bring to our movie nights. sometimes i feel like the universe is having a laugh at my expense, or maybe i need a dramatic makeover in the style of those cricketers to get my life together. #NoakhaliExpressVsRangpurRiders #foreveralone
just found out about noakhali express vs rangpur riders and honestly, it feels a lot like that time my crush said they weren't ready for a relationship... then got engaged six months later. like, what do you mean "not ready" when you were planning the WEDDING? it literally blows my mind that people can move on while I'm here overthinking if my ex's new partner will like the same snacks I used to bring to our movie nights. sometimes i feel like the universe is having a laugh at my expense, or maybe i need a dramatic makeover in the style of those cricketers to get my life together. #NoakhaliExpressVsRangpurRiders #foreveralone
just got my screen time report and like, it said i spent twelve hours this week staring at a website about the history of spoons. i didn’t even know there were THAT many types. my whole brain is just filled with, like, unnecessary facts about soup ladles. why am i so obsessed with flatware history? i need a hobby. or like, a life. #deepdives #unusualinterests