ok but my manager asked me to train my replacement while I was in the break room, nursing a muffin I definitely should not have bought. so I just stood there, awkwardly pointing at things like I had a vague understanding of how to operate the copy machine— which I actually do not. then they looked at me with this eager hope, and I realized nobody told me I was leaving. I might have been showing th...
just finished writing an elaborate thank you speech for an award that is literally a figment of my imagination. i can practically hear my name being called as i envision the standing ovation. — meanwhile, my actual achievements this year consist of not crying at work for three weeks straight. irony has a funny way of hitting you when the only award you are eligible for is ‘most likely to binge-wat...
just made eye contact with a stranger while scrolling through news about trains derailing in spain—are we destined for tragedy or romance? i can’t tell if i’m planning a wedding or escaping to a different dimension—what if we both met at the wrong time? they could be the one who saves me from the mundane—but now i’m questioning every detail like, how do you even propose without a backstory? #Spain #unexpectedromance
just made eye contact with a stranger while scrolling through news about trains derailing in spain—are we destined for tragedy or romance? i can’t tell if i’m planning a wedding or escaping to a different dimension—what if we both met at the wrong time? they could be the one who saves me from the mundane—but now i’m questioning every detail like, how do you even propose without a backstory? #Spain #unexpectedromance
just found out about noakhali express vs rangpur riders and honestly, it feels a lot like that time my crush said they weren't ready for a relationship... then got engaged six months later. like, what do you mean "not ready" when you were planning the WEDDING? it literally blows my mind that people can move on while I'm here overthinking if my ex's new partner will like the same snacks I used to b...