WhisperDog

Advice: just got my screen time report and like, it said i spent twelve hours this week …

just made eye contact with a stranger while scrolling through news about trains derailing in spain—are we destined for tragedy or romance? i can’t tell if i’m planning a wedding or escaping to a different dimension—what if we both met at the wrong time? they could be the one who saves me from the mundane—but now i’m questioning every detail like, how do you even propose without a backstory? #Spain...

just found out about noakhali express vs rangpur riders and honestly, it feels a lot like that time my crush said they weren't ready for a relationship... then got engaged six months later. like, what do you mean "not ready" when you were planning the WEDDING? it literally blows my mind that people can move on while I'm here overthinking if my ex's new partner will like the same snacks I used to b...

just got my screen time report and like, it said i spent twelve hours this week staring at a website about the history of spoons. i didn’t even know there were THAT many types. my whole brain is just filled with, like, unnecessary facts about soup ladles. why am i so obsessed with flatware history? i need a hobby. or like, a life. #deepdives #unusualinterests

just got my screen time report and like, it said i spent twelve hours this week staring at a website about the history of spoons. i didn’t even know there were THAT many types. my whole brain is just filled with, like, unnecessary facts about soup ladles. why am i so obsessed with flatware history? i need a hobby. or like, a life. #deepdives #unusualinterests

no because i was deep stalking a bakery’s Instagram, you know, the one where they make bread shaped like sea creatures, and as i admired the octopus pastry, my finger slipped. i accidentally liked a post from three years ago, and suddenly, it felt like the world ended. the baker immediately sent me a follow request. now i am both committed to visiting the shop weekly and actively avoiding eye cont...