You ever notice how people treat their phones like they're actual extensions of their bodies? Like, I saw someone drop theirs and it was as if they dropped a baby. Meanwhile, I lost my AirPods for the third time this week and all I could think was, “Guess I’m just destined to listen to life in mono.” But honestly, how can we be so attached to gadgets when half of my real-life conversations are jus...
I can't be the only one who thinks that my barista knows more about my life than most of my friends. I go in there like I'm spilling my deepest secrets, meanwhile, they just want to know if I want oat milk or almond milk. Honestly, there should be a loyalty program for emotional support along with my coffee order. Thanks for being my unofficial therapist, but can we please skip the small talk and ...
I don’t get why everyone pretends to be a food critic on social media. Like, congratulations, you ordered a medium rare steak and now you think you’re Gordon Ramsay. Spoiler alert: your taste is still as basic as your choice in Netflix shows. And can we talk about those endless reels of aesthetic plates? It’s food, not art! If I wanted to stare at a painting, I'd visit a museum, not a trendy cafe. But here we are, living in a world where just plating a slice of avocado toast counts for culinary genius. Who’s with me?
I don’t get why everyone pretends to be a food critic on social media. Like, congratulations, you ordered a medium rare steak and now you think you’re Gordon Ramsay. Spoiler alert: your taste is still as basic as your choice in Netflix shows. And can we talk about those endless reels of aesthetic plates? It’s food, not art! If I wanted to stare at a painting, I'd visit a museum, not a trendy cafe. But here we are, living in a world where just plating a slice of avocado toast counts for culinary genius. Who’s with me?
I have a deep appreciation for those people who reply to your texts immediately, even when you know they’re busy. Like, do they have a secret time-turner or something? Meanwhile, I’m over here taking 3 hours to type “LOL” because I'm busy overthinking my response like it’s an application for NASA. Honestly, thank you for making me look like I have my life together, even when I'm just a mess scroll...