Why do we always assume people will text back right away? Like, my phone can literally do everything except pull off a timely response. I sent a "hey" 3 hours ago and now I’m debating if I should send a follow-up or just start drafting a dramatic breakup letter to my own sanity. Can we collectively agree that if you don’t reply within 5 minutes, I’ll assume you’re either busy saving the world or p...
You ever notice how people treat their phones like they're actual extensions of their bodies? Like, I saw someone drop theirs and it was as if they dropped a baby. Meanwhile, I lost my AirPods for the third time this week and all I could think was, “Guess I’m just destined to listen to life in mono.” But honestly, how can we be so attached to gadgets when half of my real-life conversations are jus...
I can't be the only one who thinks that my barista knows more about my life than most of my friends. I go in there like I'm spilling my deepest secrets, meanwhile, they just want to know if I want oat milk or almond milk. Honestly, there should be a loyalty program for emotional support along with my coffee order. Thanks for being my unofficial therapist, but can we please skip the small talk and just jump into my latest life crisis?
I can't be the only one who thinks that my barista knows more about my life than most of my friends. I go in there like I'm spilling my deepest secrets, meanwhile, they just want to know if I want oat milk or almond milk. Honestly, there should be a loyalty program for emotional support along with my coffee order. Thanks for being my unofficial therapist, but can we please skip the small talk and just jump into my latest life crisis?
I don’t get why everyone pretends to be a food critic on social media. Like, congratulations, you ordered a medium rare steak and now you think you’re Gordon Ramsay. Spoiler alert: your taste is still as basic as your choice in Netflix shows. And can we talk about those endless reels of aesthetic plates? It’s food, not art! If I wanted to stare at a painting, I'd visit a museum, not a trendy cafe....