WhisperDog

Rants: it's not that i have trust issues. it's just that i unsent a message to a guy wh…

i finally understand why adults were always tired. i binge-watched that new show 'Bookish' last night, all while my credit card statements stared at me like they were judging my life choices. just when i thought i could escape into literary mysteries, reality hit me like a brick, and now i am emotionally exhausted. also, my cat sat on my lap while i cried about my future. is this what being an adu...

yoo, I just scrolled through my crush's social media again like an unpaid intern searching for validation. every new post feels like they're marching at a Republic Day Parade, all vibrant and cheery, while I’m over here writing hypothetical breakup speeches in my head. I convinced myself I’d stop, but then I saw a cute dog in their stories and suddenly I'm all in. now I'm late for work, but at lea...

it's not that i have trust issues. it's just that i unsent a message to a guy who definitely already saw it. you know, the kind of message where i admitted i was working through my existential crisis while watching "Heated Rivalry." he must think i am deranged. honestly, maybe he is right. i mean, at this point, i’m just hoping my unhinged feelings about a fictional hockey romance do not haunt me forever. #HeatedRivalryCast #LoveSucks

it's not that i have trust issues. it's just that i unsent a message to a guy who definitely already saw it. you know, the kind of message where i admitted i was working through my existential crisis while watching "Heated Rivalry." he must think i am deranged. honestly, maybe he is right. i mean, at this point, i’m just hoping my unhinged feelings about a fictional hockey romance do not haunt me forever. #HeatedRivalryCast #LoveSucks

not gonna lie, i named my future pets after characters from the heated rivalry cast, even though i have only spoken to the person who inspired it ONCE. there i was, creating a backstory for a cat named “Blake” and a dog named “Ryder,” while casually scrolling their social media like i was in a ROMANTIC thriller. now i feel like i have to confess to them that i’m basically planning a whole FAMILY a...