yoo, I just scrolled through my crush's social media again like an unpaid intern searching for validation. every new post feels like they're marching at a Republic Day Parade, all vibrant and cheery, while I’m over here writing hypothetical breakup speeches in my head. I convinced myself I’d stop, but then I saw a cute dog in their stories and suddenly I'm all in. now I'm late for work, but at lea...
it's not that i have trust issues. it's just that i unsent a message to a guy who definitely already saw it. you know, the kind of message where i admitted i was working through my existential crisis while watching "Heated Rivalry." he must think i am deranged. honestly, maybe he is right. i mean, at this point, i’m just hoping my unhinged feelings about a fictional hockey romance do not haunt me ...
not gonna lie, i named my future pets after characters from the heated rivalry cast, even though i have only spoken to the person who inspired it ONCE. there i was, creating a backstory for a cat named “Blake” and a dog named “Ryder,” while casually scrolling their social media like i was in a ROMANTIC thriller. now i feel like i have to confess to them that i’m basically planning a whole FAMILY around their fictionalized versions before we even had an actual conversation. #HeatedRivalryCast #delulu
not gonna lie, i named my future pets after characters from the heated rivalry cast, even though i have only spoken to the person who inspired it ONCE. there i was, creating a backstory for a cat named “Blake” and a dog named “Ryder,” while casually scrolling their social media like i was in a ROMANTIC thriller. now i feel like i have to confess to them that i’m basically planning a whole FAMILY around their fictionalized versions before we even had an actual conversation. #HeatedRivalryCast #delulu
literally sitting here wondering if I can convince my landlord that my paycheck is just a late birthday present. it’s not even my birthday. sent myself an email titled "urgent: financial emergency" to feel important. the subject line is more riveting than my actual life.