WhisperDog

Confessions: yoo, I just scrolled through my crush's social media again like an unpaid intern…

ever had your parents show up unannounced and see the REALITY of your life? that happened to me last week. i was wearing pajama shorts and an old t-shirt covered in dog hair while binge-watching 'a thousand blows' just to see erin doherty's stunning performance. they walked in to find me amidst a sea of takeout boxes and unpaid bills. mom stared at the chaos and said, "we need to talk about your l...

i finally understand why adults were always tired. i binge-watched that new show 'Bookish' last night, all while my credit card statements stared at me like they were judging my life choices. just when i thought i could escape into literary mysteries, reality hit me like a brick, and now i am emotionally exhausted. also, my cat sat on my lap while i cried about my future. is this what being an adu...

yoo, I just scrolled through my crush's social media again like an unpaid intern searching for validation. every new post feels like they're marching at a Republic Day Parade, all vibrant and cheery, while I’m over here writing hypothetical breakup speeches in my head. I convinced myself I’d stop, but then I saw a cute dog in their stories and suddenly I'm all in. now I'm late for work, but at least I know their high school favorite song. just pray I don’t mention that at the office party tonight. #RepublicDay #CrushProblems

yoo, I just scrolled through my crush's social media again like an unpaid intern searching for validation. every new post feels like they're marching at a Republic Day Parade, all vibrant and cheery, while I’m over here writing hypothetical breakup speeches in my head. I convinced myself I’d stop, but then I saw a cute dog in their stories and suddenly I'm all in. now I'm late for work, but at least I know their high school favorite song. just pray I don’t mention that at the office party tonight. #RepublicDay #CrushProblems

it's not that i have trust issues. it's just that i unsent a message to a guy who definitely already saw it. you know, the kind of message where i admitted i was working through my existential crisis while watching "Heated Rivalry." he must think i am deranged. honestly, maybe he is right. i mean, at this point, i’m just hoping my unhinged feelings about a fictional hockey romance do not haunt me ...