ever had your parents show up unannounced and see the REALITY of your life? that happened to me last week. i was wearing pajama shorts and an old t-shirt covered in dog hair while binge-watching 'a thousand blows' just to see erin doherty's stunning performance. they walked in to find me amidst a sea of takeout boxes and unpaid bills. mom stared at the chaos and said, "we need to talk about your l...
i finally understand why adults were always tired. i binge-watched that new show 'Bookish' last night, all while my credit card statements stared at me like they were judging my life choices. just when i thought i could escape into literary mysteries, reality hit me like a brick, and now i am emotionally exhausted. also, my cat sat on my lap while i cried about my future. is this what being an adu...
yoo, I just scrolled through my crush's social media again like an unpaid intern searching for validation. every new post feels like they're marching at a Republic Day Parade, all vibrant and cheery, while I’m over here writing hypothetical breakup speeches in my head. I convinced myself I’d stop, but then I saw a cute dog in their stories and suddenly I'm all in. now I'm late for work, but at least I know their high school favorite song. just pray I don’t mention that at the office party tonight. #RepublicDay #CrushProblems
yoo, I just scrolled through my crush's social media again like an unpaid intern searching for validation. every new post feels like they're marching at a Republic Day Parade, all vibrant and cheery, while I’m over here writing hypothetical breakup speeches in my head. I convinced myself I’d stop, but then I saw a cute dog in their stories and suddenly I'm all in. now I'm late for work, but at least I know their high school favorite song. just pray I don’t mention that at the office party tonight. #RepublicDay #CrushProblems
it's not that i have trust issues. it's just that i unsent a message to a guy who definitely already saw it. you know, the kind of message where i admitted i was working through my existential crisis while watching "Heated Rivalry." he must think i am deranged. honestly, maybe he is right. i mean, at this point, i’m just hoping my unhinged feelings about a fictional hockey romance do not haunt me ...