i used to spend my days watching sports, dreaming of success like those players in the al-qadisiyah vs al-hilal game. now, years later, my real life is a disaster; i can't even score a meeting without sweating through my shirt. instead of living the dream, i find myself in the sidelines, yelling at my TV like it’s going to change my fate. maybe one day i will manifest something incredible, like be...
day 21 of learning to juggle chainsaws and somehow accidentally texted my mom, “she's a total clown, just like you.” now she wants to know if I’m in a cult or getting a circus career... I can’t decide which is more terrifying. #whydidItextthat #lifechoices
it’s kind of poetic how someone so smug finally stumbled. as i watched that al-qadisiyah vs al-hilal game unfold, my heart almost skipped a beat when their golden boy missed that crucial penalty. isn’t it funny? the one time they were supposed to shine, i realized how much of my life has been spent letting others be the spotlight while i’m backstage tripping over my own insecurities. why does seeing them fall feel like a win for the little people like me? who knew football could be a metaphor for my own failures? #AlqadisiyahVsAlhilal #ExistentialCrisis
it’s kind of poetic how someone so smug finally stumbled. as i watched that al-qadisiyah vs al-hilal game unfold, my heart almost skipped a beat when their golden boy missed that crucial penalty. isn’t it funny? the one time they were supposed to shine, i realized how much of my life has been spent letting others be the spotlight while i’m backstage tripping over my own insecurities. why does seeing them fall feel like a win for the little people like me? who knew football could be a metaphor for my own failures? #AlqadisiyahVsAlhilal #ExistentialCrisis
day 32 of staring at my houseplants, wondering if they secretly judge my life choices... my mom just sent me a text saying "I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed" after I told her I Googled “how to train squirrels to steal snacks.” like, REALLY, mom? it was just an IDEA. an ambitious one. who wouldn't want a tiny furry thief working for them?