day 21 of learning to juggle chainsaws and somehow accidentally texted my mom, “she's a total clown, just like you.” now she wants to know if I’m in a cult or getting a circus career... I can’t decide which is more terrifying. #whydidItextthat #lifechoices
it’s kind of poetic how someone so smug finally stumbled. as i watched that al-qadisiyah vs al-hilal game unfold, my heart almost skipped a beat when their golden boy missed that crucial penalty. isn’t it funny? the one time they were supposed to shine, i realized how much of my life has been spent letting others be the spotlight while i’m backstage tripping over my own insecurities. why does seei...
day 32 of staring at my houseplants, wondering if they secretly judge my life choices... my mom just sent me a text saying "I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed" after I told her I Googled “how to train squirrels to steal snacks.” like, REALLY, mom? it was just an IDEA. an ambitious one. who wouldn't want a tiny furry thief working for them?
day 32 of staring at my houseplants, wondering if they secretly judge my life choices... my mom just sent me a text saying "I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed" after I told her I Googled “how to train squirrels to steal snacks.” like, REALLY, mom? it was just an IDEA. an ambitious one. who wouldn't want a tiny furry thief working for them?
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