not gonna lie, my family keeps asking if my ex who they literally adored could just “come over for dinner” like we aren’t talking about the same guy who once tried to feed me raw tofu. honestly, how do you explain that your current partner can’t compete with a guy who once proposed with a single rose and a cup of ramen? it's like living in a rom-com but the villain is my own family. #exfiles #dinn...
ever had that moment where you realize thirty isn’t old? thirty feels like a horrifying abyss that just swallowed me whole. i used to laugh at people who feared it. now i sit here, rethinking my life choices. it hit me while scrolling through the sports news about that evanilson goal. if a player can drop a pass like that, maybe my aspirations of being an adult are just as shaky. #Evanilson #exist...
wait, so i found out my favorite snack has been sitting in my pantry this whole time. it has an expiration date from LAST YEAR. now i’m over here questioning all my choices like i should’ve been looking for love in a new chip flavor instead of chasing ghosts of people who wanted “space.” this is why i should definitely not do food blogs or relationships. my decision-making skills have the shelf life of expired granola.
wait, so i found out my favorite snack has been sitting in my pantry this whole time. it has an expiration date from LAST YEAR. now i’m over here questioning all my choices like i should’ve been looking for love in a new chip flavor instead of chasing ghosts of people who wanted “space.” this is why i should definitely not do food blogs or relationships. my decision-making skills have the shelf life of expired granola.
you ever sit down and think about how your life would be different if you just said yes instead of no? like, if I hadn’t skipped that family barbecue in favor of binge-watching tennessee basketball, I might actually know my cousins' names. instead, I’m over here still beefing with distant relatives I’ve never met, imagining they’re all plotting against me. turns out, life choices are just complica...