ever had that moment where you realize thirty isn’t old? thirty feels like a horrifying abyss that just swallowed me whole. i used to laugh at people who feared it. now i sit here, rethinking my life choices. it hit me while scrolling through the sports news about that evanilson goal. if a player can drop a pass like that, maybe my aspirations of being an adult are just as shaky. #Evanilson #exist...
wait, so i found out my favorite snack has been sitting in my pantry this whole time. it has an expiration date from LAST YEAR. now i’m over here questioning all my choices like i should’ve been looking for love in a new chip flavor instead of chasing ghosts of people who wanted “space.” this is why i should definitely not do food blogs or relationships. my decision-making skills have the shelf li...
you ever sit down and think about how your life would be different if you just said yes instead of no? like, if I hadn’t skipped that family barbecue in favor of binge-watching tennessee basketball, I might actually know my cousins' names. instead, I’m over here still beefing with distant relatives I’ve never met, imagining they’re all plotting against me. turns out, life choices are just complicated backstories waiting to ruin your peaceful evening. #TennesseeBasketball #FamilyDrama
you ever sit down and think about how your life would be different if you just said yes instead of no? like, if I hadn’t skipped that family barbecue in favor of binge-watching tennessee basketball, I might actually know my cousins' names. instead, I’m over here still beefing with distant relatives I’ve never met, imagining they’re all plotting against me. turns out, life choices are just complicated backstories waiting to ruin your peaceful evening. #TennesseeBasketball #FamilyDrama
wait, so my parents were literally my age when they had like, careers, a house, and somehow managed to do taxes. i just spent thirty minutes figuring out how to microwave a burrito without it exploding. and now i'm staring at this news about bukele, wondering if that's the reason we all just avoid our responsibilities and like, scroll through memes instead. honestly, I should probably just call my...