just spent two hours crafting the perfect message to a guy about the subtle art of toast making. yes, toast. it was like a love letter to the crunch of sourdough, and i even quoted an obscure YouTube chef. in the end, after all that, i panicked and just sent “ok.” i don't know what happens next but i'm suddenly 90 percent sure he thinks i'm unhinged.
yooo, just sent a screenshot of my scathing thoughts on ryan reynolds to my boss instead of my friend, and now my performance review is hanging in the balance. i don’t think 'more charisma than substance' is what they’re looking for, especially not in reference to my coffee runs... #RyanReynolds #AwkwardMoments
wait. just found old texts where I used to actually try to make plans. back when I thought they would say yes. it hits different, like seeing Kiernan Shipka in a castle. here I am, in my funeral outfit because I prepare for the worst. now I don’t even text back on birthdays. it is like I have completely disappeared. the irony. #KiernanShipka #selfsabotage
wait. just found old texts where I used to actually try to make plans. back when I thought they would say yes. it hits different, like seeing Kiernan Shipka in a castle. here I am, in my funeral outfit because I prepare for the worst. now I don’t even text back on birthdays. it is like I have completely disappeared. the irony. #KiernanShipka #selfsabotage
last night, i was scrolling through social media and saw that manipulated image of the protester. i paused, wondering if maybe my whole life had been edited for the worst without my consent. today, i checked my phone for texts that don't exist and realized i’ve been ghosting myself for months. now i'm just sitting here, debating whether i can go back and rewrite the past like it's all a bad edit. ...