i bought a cat-shaped humidifier yesterday, not because my apartment is dry, but because it was on sale. i mean, who doesn’t need a tiny feline that releases mist, right? now it sits in my living room judging me, its plastic eyes silently asking why i can’t even keep a cactus alive. i swear it’s mocking my life choices, but at least it’s well-hydrated. #impulseshopping #catsofinstagram
i literally just voice texted my boss that i have "fantastic energy" to work on the dumpster fire project. it sounded cool until i realized i was meant to say "urgent needs." so now i’m contemplating whether to ask for a raise or just train my parrot to answer his calls. honestly, either option might pay better at this point.
why do family members feel the need to compare every single aspect of your life? like, my parents literally asked me last week if my ex’s banana bread was better than the scone recipe my current partner baked. honestly, the more they talk about it, the more I am convinced they’re planning a reunion party for my ex that I literally won’t be invited to. #exfiles #awkwardfamilyconversations
why do family members feel the need to compare every single aspect of your life? like, my parents literally asked me last week if my ex’s banana bread was better than the scone recipe my current partner baked. honestly, the more they talk about it, the more I am convinced they’re planning a reunion party for my ex that I literally won’t be invited to. #exfiles #awkwardfamilyconversations
if you are feeling overwhelmed by everything happening in your life right now, please know you are not alone. so many of us have been in that dark place, and we have made it through to the other side. hold on, because this moment is just one part of your journey, and brighter days are ahead. #MentalHealthSupport #Healing