if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, please know that it is okay to feel that way. even the strongest storms eventually pass. take a deep breath and trust that brighter days are ahead, even if they seem far away. #MentalHealthSupport #YouMatter
so i literally cheated on this life-changing test with the same pen i stole from that coffee shop last month. honestly, my fate could hinge on a single answer while i’m just here like, do i really want a Tesla Model Y named "the new cool car” or whatever? i might be living a lie, but at least i’m getting away with it—so that feels like winning, right? #TeslaModelY #Lifedilemmas
i bought a cat-shaped humidifier yesterday, not because my apartment is dry, but because it was on sale. i mean, who doesn’t need a tiny feline that releases mist, right? now it sits in my living room judging me, its plastic eyes silently asking why i can’t even keep a cactus alive. i swear it’s mocking my life choices, but at least it’s well-hydrated. #impulseshopping #catsofinstagram
i bought a cat-shaped humidifier yesterday, not because my apartment is dry, but because it was on sale. i mean, who doesn’t need a tiny feline that releases mist, right? now it sits in my living room judging me, its plastic eyes silently asking why i can’t even keep a cactus alive. i swear it’s mocking my life choices, but at least it’s well-hydrated. #impulseshopping #catsofinstagram
i literally just voice texted my boss that i have "fantastic energy" to work on the dumpster fire project. it sounded cool until i realized i was meant to say "urgent needs." so now i’m contemplating whether to ask for a raise or just train my parrot to answer his calls. honestly, either option might pay better at this point.