wait, why am i losing sleep over a conversation with my neighbor about that latest celebrity drama? he doesn't even know my name, yet here i am imagining a deep philosophical exchange where i reveal my secret skills in macrame. turns out i can't even tie my shoes without making it awkward. #CelebrityGossipTheLatestDramaI #SecretMacrameArtist
i have become emotionally invested in the rollercoaster love life of two people who work at the deli down the street— they have never acknowledged my existence. every morning, i get a front row seat to their dramatic sighs over turkey placement and whispered conversations about brie. today, i caught myself clenching my fists when she accidentally brushed her hand against his and all i could think ...
ever bought something you didn’t need just because it was ‘on sale’? last week i accidentally bought a tie-dye bathrobe because the ‘euphoria cast reunion’ was playing on my laptop, and i thought i needed something to wear for the viewing party with myself. now i’m sitting here in a robe, surrounded by no friends, feeling like the main character in a rom-com nobody wants to watch. the last time i felt this low, i had a meltdown over not finding the right pen. #EuphoriaCastReunionWhereAreThe #selfcare
ever bought something you didn’t need just because it was ‘on sale’? last week i accidentally bought a tie-dye bathrobe because the ‘euphoria cast reunion’ was playing on my laptop, and i thought i needed something to wear for the viewing party with myself. now i’m sitting here in a robe, surrounded by no friends, feeling like the main character in a rom-com nobody wants to watch. the last time i felt this low, i had a meltdown over not finding the right pen. #EuphoriaCastReunionWhereAreThe #selfcare
last night, I finally looked at my bank statement and realized how much I’ve spent on subscriptions I forgot I even signed up for. in the midst of panic over canceled plans, I saw a familiar name pop up for a monthly fee. why am I still funding that true crime podcast about a case I’m not even invested in? now I feel like I’ve emotionally supported strangers more than my own friends. do I need to ...