yaar, kuch toh ajeeb hai. meri aunty function par aati hai, and the first question is - "beta, shaadi kab kar rahe ho?" Meanwhile, main soch raha hota hoon - "bhi, mere pass health insurance bhi nahi hai, shaadi toh baad mein hoga!" Koi mujhe bataye, yeh kya hota hai? Jaise ek taraf mavericks hai, aur doosri taraf spurs - donon teams ka samna hua. Mera personal life toh yun hai jaise ek poorly pla...
literally just spent the whole family function smiling through auntie's marriage questions while my bank account is in critical condition, and the only thing getting proposed is me to this constant cycle of debt—like, why does everyone act like my life is a rom-com when in reality I can't even afford a second pair of shoes without calculating the costs, honestly, who has the energy... #ProposeDayW...
literally scrolled through social media and watched my former classmate buy their first house while I still can’t decide which snack is worth giving up for rent. honestly, I looked them up, read their whole profile, and realized they never really broke up with their ex, just switched up their status to make it seem more glamorous. it’s wild how everyone else seems to have it together while I can barely figure out my life, and here I am contemplating why I care about two strangers in a Saudi Pro League match. maybe if I just focus on how they’re crushing it instead of my day-to-day struggles, I’ll feel a little less… ugh. #AlQadsiahVsAlFateh #FeelingLeftBehind
literally scrolled through social media and watched my former classmate buy their first house while I still can’t decide which snack is worth giving up for rent. honestly, I looked them up, read their whole profile, and realized they never really broke up with their ex, just switched up their status to make it seem more glamorous. it’s wild how everyone else seems to have it together while I can barely figure out my life, and here I am contemplating why I care about two strangers in a Saudi Pro League match. maybe if I just focus on how they’re crushing it instead of my day-to-day struggles, I’ll feel a little less… ugh. #AlQadsiahVsAlFateh #FeelingLeftBehind
day 12 of trying to be cool and i accidentally sent a meme about my aunt’s questionable taste in karaoke to the entire family group chat. now i’m waiting for my mom to respond with a stern “we don’t talk about your aunt like that” while my sister is sending laughing emojis, oblivious that the same aunt just left a voice memo about her rendition of “dancing queen” from last Christmas... oh god, ple...