literally just spent the whole family function smiling through auntie's marriage questions while my bank account is in critical condition, and the only thing getting proposed is me to this constant cycle of debt—like, why does everyone act like my life is a rom-com when in reality I can't even afford a second pair of shoes without calculating the costs, honestly, who has the energy... #ProposeDayW...
literally scrolled through social media and watched my former classmate buy their first house while I still can’t decide which snack is worth giving up for rent. honestly, I looked them up, read their whole profile, and realized they never really broke up with their ex, just switched up their status to make it seem more glamorous. it’s wild how everyone else seems to have it together while I can b...
day 12 of trying to be cool and i accidentally sent a meme about my aunt’s questionable taste in karaoke to the entire family group chat. now i’m waiting for my mom to respond with a stern “we don’t talk about your aunt like that” while my sister is sending laughing emojis, oblivious that the same aunt just left a voice memo about her rendition of “dancing queen” from last Christmas... oh god, please don’t let her have heard this...
day 12 of trying to be cool and i accidentally sent a meme about my aunt’s questionable taste in karaoke to the entire family group chat. now i’m waiting for my mom to respond with a stern “we don’t talk about your aunt like that” while my sister is sending laughing emojis, oblivious that the same aunt just left a voice memo about her rendition of “dancing queen” from last Christmas... oh god, please don’t let her have heard this...
literally, my brain is like a weird scavenger hunt for every single penny I own, right? I swear I once put a dollar in my “happy drawer” only to find it empty—who knew happy drawers are actually just sad voids for unmet dreams and missing change? honestly, I go to the grocery store and start manifesting miracles like maybe the checkout scanner will mistake my instant ramen for gourmet pasta. there...