not gonna lie, sometimes I still hear the ice cream truck from my childhood and it sends me into a spiral about that summer I tried to impress my crush by rollerblading, only to fall face-first in front of everyone. I pretend I’ve moved on, but I still can’t skate without imagining that moment, and it’s honestly ridiculous that I’m this haunted by a stupid crush and a bruised ego.
honestly, my therapist says to "invest in meaningful connections," but then my phone buzzes with hundreds of notifications that feel like a party invitation to a gathering I never wanted to join. literally, i pass acquaintances at the grocery store, and it feels like they’re familiar ghosts. what’s the point of knowing people's names if nobody truly knows me, you know? it’s funny—no one even bothe...
yaar, kuch toh ajeeb hai. meri aunty function par aati hai, and the first question is - "beta, shaadi kab kar rahe ho?" Meanwhile, main soch raha hota hoon - "bhi, mere pass health insurance bhi nahi hai, shaadi toh baad mein hoga!" Koi mujhe bataye, yeh kya hota hai? Jaise ek taraf mavericks hai, aur doosri taraf spurs - donon teams ka samna hua. Mera personal life toh yun hai jaise ek poorly played game, aur scoreboard bhi khud mujhe mock kar raha hai. Aakhir mein, meri saari awkward silences ke saath bas itna kehne ka man kar raha hai - "bas yaar, survival ho raha hai. kyun? kyunki dusre koi samajhta nahi." #MavericksVsSpurs #LifeIsWeird
yaar, kuch toh ajeeb hai. meri aunty function par aati hai, and the first question is - "beta, shaadi kab kar rahe ho?" Meanwhile, main soch raha hota hoon - "bhi, mere pass health insurance bhi nahi hai, shaadi toh baad mein hoga!" Koi mujhe bataye, yeh kya hota hai? Jaise ek taraf mavericks hai, aur doosri taraf spurs - donon teams ka samna hua. Mera personal life toh yun hai jaise ek poorly played game, aur scoreboard bhi khud mujhe mock kar raha hai. Aakhir mein, meri saari awkward silences ke saath bas itna kehne ka man kar raha hai - "bas yaar, survival ho raha hai. kyun? kyunki dusre koi samajhta nahi." #MavericksVsSpurs #LifeIsWeird
literally just spent the whole family function smiling through auntie's marriage questions while my bank account is in critical condition, and the only thing getting proposed is me to this constant cycle of debt—like, why does everyone act like my life is a rom-com when in reality I can't even afford a second pair of shoes without calculating the costs, honestly, who has the energy... #ProposeDayW...