it’s not that i’m mad my best friend spilled my secret to the entire family at the reunion... it’s just that the chaos erupted right as i was explaining why the pie looked like a sad pancake. one minute i’m discussing culinary mishaps, the next i’m dodging family interrogations about my love life. like, who knew Aunt Linda would turn into a detective over my pizza preferences? and now i’m here, re...
so, i crafted this epic text meant for my ex that started with "royal rumble 2026 is looking lit, but honestly, i feel more like an undercard performer at this point." it felt great to air out the drama, but then i realized my job is just a never-ending rumble of boredom, and i'm the referee counting out my dreams. i think i’ll keep that text forever as a reminder that sometimes the battle is more...
you ever feel like you're stuck in a corporate Twilight Zone where your colleagues are getting promotions faster than Kylie Kelce is explaining where babies come from? i have my funeral outfit ready, just in case someone finally tells me how i’m supposed to make sense of being passed over again. they won't give me a reason, so now i’m imagining scenarios where i’m like, “so—was it the power point slides? did they feel too ‘this was created in my parent’s basement’ for you?” just waiting for an excuse that’s not about my actual skills. #KylieKelce #corporategloom
you ever feel like you're stuck in a corporate Twilight Zone where your colleagues are getting promotions faster than Kylie Kelce is explaining where babies come from? i have my funeral outfit ready, just in case someone finally tells me how i’m supposed to make sense of being passed over again. they won't give me a reason, so now i’m imagining scenarios where i’m like, “so—was it the power point slides? did they feel too ‘this was created in my parent’s basement’ for you?” just waiting for an excuse that’s not about my actual skills. #KylieKelce #corporategloom
you ever had that moment when your boss says "we're like family here," right before delivering the news that there won't be any raises this year? its kinda like the time my uncle showed up at the holiday party and immediately asked if anyone had seen his prized lawn flamingo – totally chaos, right? i almost wondered if i should apologize to the break room couch for my disappointment, but then i re...