if you feel like you are carrying the weight of the world, just know that even the heaviest burdens can lighten with time and care. #YouMatter #KeepGoing
it’s not that i’m mad my best friend spilled my secret to the entire family at the reunion... it’s just that the chaos erupted right as i was explaining why the pie looked like a sad pancake. one minute i’m discussing culinary mishaps, the next i’m dodging family interrogations about my love life. like, who knew Aunt Linda would turn into a detective over my pizza preferences? and now i’m here, re...
so, i crafted this epic text meant for my ex that started with "royal rumble 2026 is looking lit, but honestly, i feel more like an undercard performer at this point." it felt great to air out the drama, but then i realized my job is just a never-ending rumble of boredom, and i'm the referee counting out my dreams. i think i’ll keep that text forever as a reminder that sometimes the battle is more entertaining than the fight itself. #RoyalRumble2026 #ExistentialCrisis
so, i crafted this epic text meant for my ex that started with "royal rumble 2026 is looking lit, but honestly, i feel more like an undercard performer at this point." it felt great to air out the drama, but then i realized my job is just a never-ending rumble of boredom, and i'm the referee counting out my dreams. i think i’ll keep that text forever as a reminder that sometimes the battle is more entertaining than the fight itself. #RoyalRumble2026 #ExistentialCrisis
you ever feel like you're stuck in a corporate Twilight Zone where your colleagues are getting promotions faster than Kylie Kelce is explaining where babies come from? i have my funeral outfit ready, just in case someone finally tells me how i’m supposed to make sense of being passed over again. they won't give me a reason, so now i’m imagining scenarios where i’m like, “so—was it the power point ...