yooo bruh I just found out my whole friend group has been calling me "The Human Google" because I answer random questions like it's my job. like, literally, I had NO idea and now I’m sitting here thinking about all those times I dropped facts and they were lowkey laughing at me the whole time?? honestly, what the heck guys?
honestly, i just found out i've been saying "quinoa" wrong my whole life – like, who decided it was "keen-wah"? sounds like a fancy character from a bad romcom or something... anyway, now i feel like all my health nut friends have just been laughing behind my back while i confidently order that salad thinking i'm super cultured.
just spent 2 hours crafting the perfect email about our next project and it literally could’ve just been “sounds good.” like, why do i overthink everything?? the guy probably doesn't even read past the first line, ugh.
just spent 2 hours crafting the perfect email about our next project and it literally could’ve just been “sounds good.” like, why do i overthink everything?? the guy probably doesn't even read past the first line, ugh.
so my coworker said "we need to talk" and then just ghosted me ngl like what do I even do with that info? tbh I just hope it’s not about me messing up that report again, like lowkey I just hit send and pray for the best. idk why they couldn't just drop a text, this isn't high school.