honestly, i just found out i've been saying "quinoa" wrong my whole life – like, who decided it was "keen-wah"? sounds like a fancy character from a bad romcom or something... anyway, now i feel like all my health nut friends have just been laughing behind my back while i confidently order that salad thinking i'm super cultured.
just spent 2 hours crafting the perfect email about our next project and it literally could’ve just been “sounds good.” like, why do i overthink everything?? the guy probably doesn't even read past the first line, ugh.
so my coworker said "we need to talk" and then just ghosted me ngl like what do I even do with that info? tbh I just hope it’s not about me messing up that report again, like lowkey I just hit send and pray for the best. idk why they couldn't just drop a text, this isn't high school.
so my coworker said "we need to talk" and then just ghosted me ngl like what do I even do with that info? tbh I just hope it’s not about me messing up that report again, like lowkey I just hit send and pray for the best. idk why they couldn't just drop a text, this isn't high school.
ok but I just saw my ex's new partner on IG and like... they look sooo happy, which is fine, right? but then I remembered how he never bought me coffee during finals week and like I’m over here living off instant ramen and like do I even still have his hoodie?