so i caught myself saying "money doesn’t grow on trees" to my roommate the other day and wow, just wow. like who even says that? but honestly, we both have zero dollars in our bank accounts right now and i’m just trying to make sense of life, you know? i mean, is this adulthood? i really thought the “living your best life” thing was supposed to include at least a few bucks.
honestly, my phone battery died right before I was supposed to meet this guy at that cute café, like I had no idea if he was even there or if he just ghosted me, so I ended up just ordering a slice of chocolate cake and devouring it like it was my only friend—turns out he showed up 30 mins late and missed my "big moment" but honestly... it was the best date I never had?
yooo bruh I just found out my whole friend group has been calling me "The Human Google" because I answer random questions like it's my job. like, literally, I had NO idea and now I’m sitting here thinking about all those times I dropped facts and they were lowkey laughing at me the whole time?? honestly, what the heck guys?
yooo bruh I just found out my whole friend group has been calling me "The Human Google" because I answer random questions like it's my job. like, literally, I had NO idea and now I’m sitting here thinking about all those times I dropped facts and they were lowkey laughing at me the whole time?? honestly, what the heck guys?
honestly, i just found out i've been saying "quinoa" wrong my whole life – like, who decided it was "keen-wah"? sounds like a fancy character from a bad romcom or something... anyway, now i feel like all my health nut friends have just been laughing behind my back while i confidently order that salad thinking i'm super cultured.