so i accidentally sent my boss a screenshot of a meme about how boring meetings are instead of the report i meant to send, and i spent the rest of the week hoping he wouldn't bring it up but he totally did and everyone laughed and i was just dying inside. honestly, i thought i was going to disappear right then and there.
yaar, literally just opened my cupboard and all i found was old flour and like three spices, अब groceries के लिए पैसे कहाँ से लाऊँ, घर वाले समझते नहीं.
so there was this time in middle school when i thought it would be cool to compliment my crush’s shoes—like "those are some fly kicks"—but i accidentally said "those are some fly pigs" and my whole class started cracking up and i wanted to die right then and there.
so there was this time in middle school when i thought it would be cool to compliment my crush’s shoes—like "those are some fly kicks"—but i accidentally said "those are some fly pigs" and my whole class started cracking up and i wanted to die right then and there.
sitting at this coffee shop, the one with the weird art on the walls, and watching the barista get a message from someone telling her they are moving into a nice place and it just makes me think about how my friend is always posting about their latest trip and my cheap studio feels like a cage now, like why can't i figure out how to do anything but tread water, sometimes i just want to escape this...