i was literally shaking when that stranger from cps walked into my home, thinking this could ruin everything. but honestly, they just saw my chaotic, lived-in space and laughed a little, said i was doing fine, and left—i can't believe how that turned out, like wow, just wow.
so i accidentally sent my boss a screenshot of a meme about how boring meetings are instead of the report i meant to send, and i spent the rest of the week hoping he wouldn't bring it up but he totally did and everyone laughed and i was just dying inside. honestly, i thought i was going to disappear right then and there.
yaar, literally just opened my cupboard and all i found was old flour and like three spices, अब groceries के लिए पैसे कहाँ से लाऊँ, घर वाले समझते नहीं.
yaar, literally just opened my cupboard and all i found was old flour and like three spices, अब groceries के लिए पैसे कहाँ से लाऊँ, घर वाले समझते नहीं.
so there was this time in middle school when i thought it would be cool to compliment my crush’s shoes—like "those are some fly kicks"—but i accidentally said "those are some fly pigs" and my whole class started cracking up and i wanted to die right then and there.