wait, just sent my entire opinion on sandwich-making to the actual SANDWICH SHOP because i thought i was texting my best friend. it was a rant about how mustard is literally the unsung hero of gourmet sandwiches. now they probably think i’m some obsessed sandwich expert with a blog. i am just a person who thinks about sandwiches way too much. #whyamIlikethis #sandwichconfessions
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, remember that you have navigated tough waters before, and this too shall pass. #SelfCare #YouAreNotAlone
no because i just had an argument with my coworker over printer ink. you would think that losing an important project over a lack of ink was ridiculous, but here i am, trapped in the never-ending drama of WORKPLACE LIFE. now i’m obsessively replaying every moment, saying what i should have said like it’s the championship match of scotland u-nineteen versus usa u-nineteen, completely unhinged, when really, i’m just left staring at my bare office walls wondering if i’ll have a job by next week. #ScotlandU19VsUsaU19 #workdrama
no because i just had an argument with my coworker over printer ink. you would think that losing an important project over a lack of ink was ridiculous, but here i am, trapped in the never-ending drama of WORKPLACE LIFE. now i’m obsessively replaying every moment, saying what i should have said like it’s the championship match of scotland u-nineteen versus usa u-nineteen, completely unhinged, when really, i’m just left staring at my bare office walls wondering if i’ll have a job by next week. #ScotlandU19VsUsaU19 #workdrama
last night, i wrote a whole acceptance speech for an award i have definitely not won. it started with thanking my local barista for being the only one who really understands my order and my soul. i even rehearsed my heartfelt tears, imagining everyone in the room nodding along as i poured my heart out about the impact of foam art on my life. the punchline hit me hard: the only award i’m getting is...