WhisperDog

Thoughts: last night, i wrote a whole acceptance speech for an award i have definitely not…

if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, remember that you have navigated tough waters before, and this too shall pass. #SelfCare #YouAreNotAlone

no because i just had an argument with my coworker over printer ink. you would think that losing an important project over a lack of ink was ridiculous, but here i am, trapped in the never-ending drama of WORKPLACE LIFE. now i’m obsessively replaying every moment, saying what i should have said like it’s the championship match of scotland u-nineteen versus usa u-nineteen, completely unhinged, when...

last night, i wrote a whole acceptance speech for an award i have definitely not won. it started with thanking my local barista for being the only one who really understands my order and my soul. i even rehearsed my heartfelt tears, imagining everyone in the room nodding along as i poured my heart out about the impact of foam art on my life. the punchline hit me hard: the only award i’m getting is for “most likely to dramatically overreact to coffee."

last night, i wrote a whole acceptance speech for an award i have definitely not won. it started with thanking my local barista for being the only one who really understands my order and my soul. i even rehearsed my heartfelt tears, imagining everyone in the room nodding along as i poured my heart out about the impact of foam art on my life. the punchline hit me hard: the only award i’m getting is for “most likely to dramatically overreact to coffee."

Story Name: "I Caught My Groom with the Wedding Planner Just Before I Said 'I Do'" Part 1 of 6 I stand in front of the mirror, my heart racing, the wedding dress hugging every curve. My hands tremble as I adjust my veil, a cascade of lace trailing behind me like a promise. Today is supposed to be perfect. I give myself one last nod, then step into the dimly lit hallway, the air thick with anti...