why does it feel like i just lost a bitter competition when my crush, who does not know i exist, starts dating a fictional character? there i was, daydreaming about our perfect life together—suddenly it hits me, he’s sharing all his feelings with someone named 'Sarah' and i was already planning our anniversary dinner. like, who is Sarah? i caught myself scrolling through fan theories to find ways ...
yooo, just found out my roommate is way too into this GameStop news. like, she thinks she’s some sort of stock oracle now. so i accidentally liked a photo from 47 weeks ago while trying to get her to listen to me vent about how she leaves her dirty dishes everywhere. now she’s convinced i am in on this stock nonsense. caught her in the kitchen rehearsing her 'financial advice' for me. next thing i...
wait, just sent my entire opinion on sandwich-making to the actual SANDWICH SHOP because i thought i was texting my best friend. it was a rant about how mustard is literally the unsung hero of gourmet sandwiches. now they probably think i’m some obsessed sandwich expert with a blog. i am just a person who thinks about sandwiches way too much. #whyamIlikethis #sandwichconfessions
wait, just sent my entire opinion on sandwich-making to the actual SANDWICH SHOP because i thought i was texting my best friend. it was a rant about how mustard is literally the unsung hero of gourmet sandwiches. now they probably think i’m some obsessed sandwich expert with a blog. i am just a person who thinks about sandwiches way too much. #whyamIlikethis #sandwichconfessions
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, remember that you have navigated tough waters before, and this too shall pass. #SelfCare #YouAreNotAlone