WhisperDog

Questions: literally just had to cancel on my friends because of this insane winter weather…

bruh, just looked at the weather today and realized I tried to play a snowball fight with my emotional baggage, and honestly, the storm just knocked me out. like, why am I suddenly addressing all my unresolved issues while my friend plans a getaway to the beach? if they knew the half of it, they would definitely not be booking anything this winter. lmao, someone literally needs to take my phone be...

day 21 of compulsively alphabetizing my spice rack. i now have feelings about paprika that run deeper than my last two relationships. my roommate walked in, gasped, and whispered "what happened to you?" i almost cried because the only thing that happened was the 12-garlic-powder incident of last week. #spicerackdrama #lifechoices

literally just had to cancel on my friends because of this insane winter weather warning. but honestly, i had no choice. i mean, i could either brave the cold or spend my last couple of dollars on one more frozen burrito and a hot cocoa mix that is literally not gonna happen for days. i texted them it was because of the dangerous ice and not because my fridge is a barren wasteland and i want to avoid facepalming in front of them over my poor choices. so, see you guys when it gets better or when my burrito is finally a no-go. #WeatherNearMe #LifeDecisions

literally just had to cancel on my friends because of this insane winter weather warning. but honestly, i had no choice. i mean, i could either brave the cold or spend my last couple of dollars on one more frozen burrito and a hot cocoa mix that is literally not gonna happen for days. i texted them it was because of the dangerous ice and not because my fridge is a barren wasteland and i want to avoid facepalming in front of them over my poor choices. so, see you guys when it gets better or when my burrito is finally a no-go. #WeatherNearMe #LifeDecisions

the other day, i finally found out about the Ayushman Bharat scheme. spent hours researching it, all while thinking it would solve my health issues. got ready to apply, but then realized my biggest ailment is still my unwavering loyalty to a company that would swap me for a shiny new intern in a week. guess i can’t cash in on the card benefits if my job is still a ticking time bomb. #Pmjay #selfre...