day 21 of compulsively alphabetizing my spice rack. i now have feelings about paprika that run deeper than my last two relationships. my roommate walked in, gasped, and whispered "what happened to you?" i almost cried because the only thing that happened was the 12-garlic-powder incident of last week. #spicerackdrama #lifechoices
literally just had to cancel on my friends because of this insane winter weather warning. but honestly, i had no choice. i mean, i could either brave the cold or spend my last couple of dollars on one more frozen burrito and a hot cocoa mix that is literally not gonna happen for days. i texted them it was because of the dangerous ice and not because my fridge is a barren wasteland and i want to av...
the other day, i finally found out about the Ayushman Bharat scheme. spent hours researching it, all while thinking it would solve my health issues. got ready to apply, but then realized my biggest ailment is still my unwavering loyalty to a company that would swap me for a shiny new intern in a week. guess i can’t cash in on the card benefits if my job is still a ticking time bomb. #Pmjay #selfreport
the other day, i finally found out about the Ayushman Bharat scheme. spent hours researching it, all while thinking it would solve my health issues. got ready to apply, but then realized my biggest ailment is still my unwavering loyalty to a company that would swap me for a shiny new intern in a week. guess i can’t cash in on the card benefits if my job is still a ticking time bomb. #Pmjay #selfreport
So my sibling just got the same weird branded water bottle that holds your emotions captive and is apparently “life-changing,” right? Meanwhile, I’m over here using the last one I bought at a gas station for my twenty-six-ounce family size soft drink and praying it won't burst from dehydration. I offered to trade them my prized mystery bag of expired snacks for a drink and they laughed like it was...