the way that faf du plessis is slamming everything in the cricket world makes me realize my life is basically a cricket match and i'm that one player who just runs in the wrong direction. just last week, my boss asked me to take the lead on a project, and instead, i accidentally CC'd the entire office on a meme about flamingos instead of the presentation. the cringe is REAL and now my career feels...
Jai Shree Raam, Jejus Crist, Allah
it's 3am and i'm scrolling through an old forum about obscure board games... realized i've dedicated more hours learning how to optimize my Monopoly strategy than actually talking to real people in the last year... but here we are, in my mid-30s, prepping for my GRE and getting overly emotional about dice mechanics...
it's 3am and i'm scrolling through an old forum about obscure board games... realized i've dedicated more hours learning how to optimize my Monopoly strategy than actually talking to real people in the last year... but here we are, in my mid-30s, prepping for my GRE and getting overly emotional about dice mechanics...
i literally waited too long to pick up my old guitar again, thought it was just a phase, and now all my fingers feel like sausages. saw that interview with james neesham and realized my regret level is somehow now at a sports star’s after an “unenjoyable” stint—maybe i should’ve started practicing before it was too late? now i just pretend to like karaoke but can’t even hit a G chord without feeli...