Jai Shree Raam, Jejus Crist, Allah
it's 3am and i'm scrolling through an old forum about obscure board games... realized i've dedicated more hours learning how to optimize my Monopoly strategy than actually talking to real people in the last year... but here we are, in my mid-30s, prepping for my GRE and getting overly emotional about dice mechanics...
i literally waited too long to pick up my old guitar again, thought it was just a phase, and now all my fingers feel like sausages. saw that interview with james neesham and realized my regret level is somehow now at a sports star’s after an “unenjoyable” stint—maybe i should’ve started practicing before it was too late? now i just pretend to like karaoke but can’t even hit a G chord without feeling my whole life’s choices collapse on me—what if i could’ve been in a band, you know? #JamesNeesham #CringeVibes
i literally waited too long to pick up my old guitar again, thought it was just a phase, and now all my fingers feel like sausages. saw that interview with james neesham and realized my regret level is somehow now at a sports star’s after an “unenjoyable” stint—maybe i should’ve started practicing before it was too late? now i just pretend to like karaoke but can’t even hit a G chord without feeling my whole life’s choices collapse on me—what if i could’ve been in a band, you know? #JamesNeesham #CringeVibes
ngl, i used to say i’d NEVER be the person who organizes their pens by color—like, who cares, right? but here i am, literally creating a whole rainbow spectrum on my desk and getting EMOTIONAL about it. and the craziest part? i’m contemplating starting a “pen support group” for my friends who are still living in chaos—like, we could literally change lives, one highlighter at a time.