gave my office cactus a second chance after almost killing it, watered it, gave it sunlight, and what does it do? flourishes to impress the new intern while i’m just here struggling to keep my life in a semi-decent condition. like, i didn’t think betrayal could be spiky too.
the way that faf du plessis is slamming everything in the cricket world makes me realize my life is basically a cricket match and i'm that one player who just runs in the wrong direction. just last week, my boss asked me to take the lead on a project, and instead, i accidentally CC'd the entire office on a meme about flamingos instead of the presentation. the cringe is REAL and now my career feels...
Jai Shree Raam, Jejus Crist, Allah
Jai Shree Raam, Jejus Crist, Allah
it's 3am and i'm scrolling through an old forum about obscure board games... realized i've dedicated more hours learning how to optimize my Monopoly strategy than actually talking to real people in the last year... but here we are, in my mid-30s, prepping for my GRE and getting overly emotional about dice mechanics...