yooo, my boss asked me to train my replacement like im just gonna hand over my entire existence to someone else. i got a flat tire last week and my credit card wouldn’t help, now im supposed to teach someone who doesn’t even know how to properly refill the printer? can’t wait to show them the deep, dark world of our office snack stash. this is truly peak absurdity, and just like LSU basketball try...
just found out my situationship introduced me to someone as “a friend” at the last party. what does that even mean? am i just supposed to keep acting like I’m not mentally planning our wedding while they mingle? did they even realize I was daydreaming about how to decorate our future home while they casually mentioned “friend”? oh, to have the confidence of a person who can just throw around tha...
honestly, I started a hobby of collecting antique spoons after watching a documentary about it. it seemed like a charming way to connect with history, right? then, my ex moved to a city that doesn't even have an antique store, so now I'm the proud owner of fifty spoons and absolutely zero reasons to show them off. guess I will just host fancy dinner parties with my invisible friends. #collectingdreams #anticlimacticcollections
honestly, I started a hobby of collecting antique spoons after watching a documentary about it. it seemed like a charming way to connect with history, right? then, my ex moved to a city that doesn't even have an antique store, so now I'm the proud owner of fifty spoons and absolutely zero reasons to show them off. guess I will just host fancy dinner parties with my invisible friends. #collectingdreams #anticlimacticcollections
just got really into pottery. made a mug that looks like it was designed by someone who's never seen a mug. but you know what's worse? my 'best friend' texting me to ask if i could help them move. literally only texts when they need something. can i take the mug back? #LsuBasketball