just found out my situationship introduced me to someone as “a friend” at the last party. what does that even mean? am i just supposed to keep acting like I’m not mentally planning our wedding while they mingle? did they even realize I was daydreaming about how to decorate our future home while they casually mentioned “friend”? oh, to have the confidence of a person who can just throw around tha...
honestly, I started a hobby of collecting antique spoons after watching a documentary about it. it seemed like a charming way to connect with history, right? then, my ex moved to a city that doesn't even have an antique store, so now I'm the proud owner of fifty spoons and absolutely zero reasons to show them off. guess I will just host fancy dinner parties with my invisible friends. #collectingdr...
just got really into pottery. made a mug that looks like it was designed by someone who's never seen a mug. but you know what's worse? my 'best friend' texting me to ask if i could help them move. literally only texts when they need something. can i take the mug back? #LsuBasketball
just got really into pottery. made a mug that looks like it was designed by someone who's never seen a mug. but you know what's worse? my 'best friend' texting me to ask if i could help them move. literally only texts when they need something. can i take the mug back? #LsuBasketball
the way that my art class said "everyone can express themselves" while displaying a painting that looked like an angry potato—i had a full-on existential crisis. the instructor asked us to share our inspirations. i said "existence," and everyone stared. then they decided to take a group photo for our “gallery” and caught me mid-cry. my aesthetic really IS "melancholy potato."