i was in the middle of planning my dream cooking competition for a show that doesn’t exist. sent a detailed recipe for a three-course meal to my friend. well, i accidentally sent it to the group chat instead. now everyone thinks i am training for a culinary show down and i am just here looking up 'how to boil water without burning it'. honestly, how do you come back from that? #Roma #CulinaryDream...
yooo, my boss asked me to train my replacement like im just gonna hand over my entire existence to someone else. i got a flat tire last week and my credit card wouldn’t help, now im supposed to teach someone who doesn’t even know how to properly refill the printer? can’t wait to show them the deep, dark world of our office snack stash. this is truly peak absurdity, and just like LSU basketball try...
just found out my situationship introduced me to someone as “a friend” at the last party. what does that even mean? am i just supposed to keep acting like I’m not mentally planning our wedding while they mingle? did they even realize I was daydreaming about how to decorate our future home while they casually mentioned “friend”? oh, to have the confidence of a person who can just throw around that label like it means nothing. #ElijahRoberts #AwkwardLove
just found out my situationship introduced me to someone as “a friend” at the last party. what does that even mean? am i just supposed to keep acting like I’m not mentally planning our wedding while they mingle? did they even realize I was daydreaming about how to decorate our future home while they casually mentioned “friend”? oh, to have the confidence of a person who can just throw around that label like it means nothing. #ElijahRoberts #AwkwardLove
honestly, I started a hobby of collecting antique spoons after watching a documentary about it. it seemed like a charming way to connect with history, right? then, my ex moved to a city that doesn't even have an antique store, so now I'm the proud owner of fifty spoons and absolutely zero reasons to show them off. guess I will just host fancy dinner parties with my invisible friends. #collectingdr...