it's not that I want to hide my obsession with weird 90s conspiracy theories. it's just that when you catch someone staring at your search history like it's a crime scene, suddenly everything feels suspicious. I mean, who wouldn't wonder if they're going to get pulled into a lengthy discussion about the government's connection to extraterrestrial art thieves? denial has never felt so comically nec...
honestly, i just saw the old pictures of us in that abandoned arcade, the ones we took on that weird day trip - now everyone around me is suddenly coupling up like it’s a trending TikTok challenge. i tell myself i’m good, even got a new haircut—totally self-love vibes—but every time i walk by the couples and their hand-holding like it’s something sacred, i wonder how much of myself i lost building...
यार, matlab samjho na, while I'm watching all my exes get married and I'm still figuring out which side of the bed I want to sleep on, life feels like a bad comedy show. बस दो दिन पहले देखा कि Usman Khan controversies पर इतना हंगामा हो रहा है और मुझे लगा, यार, ये तो मेरी ज़िंदगी की कहानी है। I feel like the kid in a group project who gets left out, जबकि सब लोग शादी के रिसेप्शन में बेतहाशा नाच रहे हैं। फिर सोचा, क्या करूं भाई, जाके मेहंदी से लेकर शादी तक सब कुछ बना डाला, but my dating app looks more like a recycling bin. अभी मेरे दोस्त मुझसे कहते हैं कि वो खुद को ठुकराते नहीं, लेकिन भई मेरे लिए तो relationship goals भी TikTok पे trending memes से कम नहीं। तो मैं क्या करूं? बस घर में बैठकर popcorn खा रहा हूँ, while all my exes are hashtagging their love stories. #UsmanKhan #SingleLife
यार, matlab samjho na, while I'm watching all my exes get married and I'm still figuring out which side of the bed I want to sleep on, life feels like a bad comedy show. बस दो दिन पहले देखा कि Usman Khan controversies पर इतना हंगामा हो रहा है और मुझे लगा, यार, ये तो मेरी ज़िंदगी की कहानी है। I feel like the kid in a group project who gets left out, जबकि सब लोग शादी के रिसेप्शन में बेतहाशा नाच रहे हैं। फिर सोचा, क्या करूं भाई, जाके मेहंदी से लेकर शादी तक सब कुछ बना डाला, but my dating app looks more like a recycling bin. अभी मेरे दोस्त मुझसे कहते हैं कि वो खुद को ठुकराते नहीं, लेकिन भई मेरे लिए तो relationship goals भी TikTok पे trending memes से कम नहीं। तो मैं क्या करूं? बस घर में बैठकर popcorn खा रहा हूँ, while all my exes are hashtagging their love stories. #UsmanKhan #SingleLife
it's not that i hate reading, it's just that i feel literally stuck in a book loop. every time i hear someone raving about that one novel that changed their life, i just stare at the pile of unread books collecting dust on my shelf. honestly, i bought them during a “self-care” phase that lasted exactly three weeks before reality hit. so now i’m over here binging terrible reality shows instead, pre...