day 63 of eating the last two slices of stale pizza for lunch. i told myself it’s “budgeting,” but we all know it’s more about being too embarrassed to tell my friends i haven’t seen the inside of a real grocery store since the last sale on canned beans. i scroll through Instagram, see people posting about their “little adventures,” while my biggest adventure this month was deciding if a forty-cen...
it's not that I want to hide my obsession with weird 90s conspiracy theories. it's just that when you catch someone staring at your search history like it's a crime scene, suddenly everything feels suspicious. I mean, who wouldn't wonder if they're going to get pulled into a lengthy discussion about the government's connection to extraterrestrial art thieves? denial has never felt so comically nec...
honestly, i just saw the old pictures of us in that abandoned arcade, the ones we took on that weird day trip - now everyone around me is suddenly coupling up like it’s a trending TikTok challenge. i tell myself i’m good, even got a new haircut—totally self-love vibes—but every time i walk by the couples and their hand-holding like it’s something sacred, i wonder how much of myself i lost building my entire life around someone who barely even knows what day it is anymore. so i guess, cheers to the effort—pretending i don't notice how every part of my home feels emptier now, just trying to convince myself that looking for someone new is a fun hobby rather than a desperate scramble. #breakupdiaries #movingon
honestly, i just saw the old pictures of us in that abandoned arcade, the ones we took on that weird day trip - now everyone around me is suddenly coupling up like it’s a trending TikTok challenge. i tell myself i’m good, even got a new haircut—totally self-love vibes—but every time i walk by the couples and their hand-holding like it’s something sacred, i wonder how much of myself i lost building my entire life around someone who barely even knows what day it is anymore. so i guess, cheers to the effort—pretending i don't notice how every part of my home feels emptier now, just trying to convince myself that looking for someone new is a fun hobby rather than a desperate scramble. #breakupdiaries #movingon
यार, matlab samjho na, while I'm watching all my exes get married and I'm still figuring out which side of the bed I want to sleep on, life feels like a bad comedy show. बस दो दिन पहले देखा कि Usman Khan controversies पर इतना हंगामा हो रहा है और मुझे लगा, यार, ये तो मेरी ज़िंदगी की कहानी है। I feel like the kid in a group project who gets left out, जबकि सब लोग शादी के रिसेप्शन में बेतहाशा नाच रहे ...