the way that my side hustle is now paying for my main job’s expenses is honestly wild. like, I keep catching myself daydreaming about opening a full-time disco-themed funeral home because who wouldn’t want to rest in peace while dancing? I mean, does anybody else have their funeral outfit ready, just in case? literally, I’m that prepared. #EntrepreneurLife #ReadyForAnything
day 63 of eating the last two slices of stale pizza for lunch. i told myself it’s “budgeting,” but we all know it’s more about being too embarrassed to tell my friends i haven’t seen the inside of a real grocery store since the last sale on canned beans. i scroll through Instagram, see people posting about their “little adventures,” while my biggest adventure this month was deciding if a forty-cen...
it's not that I want to hide my obsession with weird 90s conspiracy theories. it's just that when you catch someone staring at your search history like it's a crime scene, suddenly everything feels suspicious. I mean, who wouldn't wonder if they're going to get pulled into a lengthy discussion about the government's connection to extraterrestrial art thieves? denial has never felt so comically necessary. #quirkyconfessions #worknightmare
it's not that I want to hide my obsession with weird 90s conspiracy theories. it's just that when you catch someone staring at your search history like it's a crime scene, suddenly everything feels suspicious. I mean, who wouldn't wonder if they're going to get pulled into a lengthy discussion about the government's connection to extraterrestrial art thieves? denial has never felt so comically necessary. #quirkyconfessions #worknightmare
honestly, i just saw the old pictures of us in that abandoned arcade, the ones we took on that weird day trip - now everyone around me is suddenly coupling up like it’s a trending TikTok challenge. i tell myself i’m good, even got a new haircut—totally self-love vibes—but every time i walk by the couples and their hand-holding like it’s something sacred, i wonder how much of myself i lost building...