ngl, i pulled an all-nighter trying to memorize the differences between a spoon and a fork for my culinary exam, like literally thought they’d ask me to pick my soulmate in utensil form. then i walked in, confidently named my spoon ‘Gerald’ only to discover it was actually a fork test and i literally left feeling like i brought a spatula to a sword fight.
i was at the only gas station for miles and overheard someone saying “tarique rahman just registered as a voter after 17 years” and i thought wow, i can't even register my sock drawer, like... if i had 17 years, i’d just finally be ready to choose which pile of laundry to ignore first. #TariqueRahmanBangladesh #voterregistrationstruggles
literally just saw that Pisa-Juve thing and my phone screen time report came in right after, suggesting I “take a break.” like, first of all, from what? my questionable life choices? i didn’t realize following every single Juventus update was hazardous to my health. but here i am, devoting hours to football like it’s an extreme sport, meanwhile my productivity could easily qualify as the world’s worst passive-aggressive art exhibit. #Juventus #lifechoices
literally just saw that Pisa-Juve thing and my phone screen time report came in right after, suggesting I “take a break.” like, first of all, from what? my questionable life choices? i didn’t realize following every single Juventus update was hazardous to my health. but here i am, devoting hours to football like it’s an extreme sport, meanwhile my productivity could easily qualify as the world’s worst passive-aggressive art exhibit. #Juventus #lifechoices
it's not that i’m outta shape, it's just that literally pulling my sock off this morning felt like i was wrestling an alligator or something. like, who knew there was so much muscle involved in taking off footwear? now i'm over here limping around the house like it’s some sort of Olympic sport. guess this is how my adulting journey is gonna go, one sock at a time. #socklife #adultingishard