i was at the only gas station for miles and overheard someone saying “tarique rahman just registered as a voter after 17 years” and i thought wow, i can't even register my sock drawer, like... if i had 17 years, i’d just finally be ready to choose which pile of laundry to ignore first. #TariqueRahmanBangladesh #voterregistrationstruggles
literally just saw that Pisa-Juve thing and my phone screen time report came in right after, suggesting I “take a break.” like, first of all, from what? my questionable life choices? i didn’t realize following every single Juventus update was hazardous to my health. but here i am, devoting hours to football like it’s an extreme sport, meanwhile my productivity could easily qualify as the world’s w...
it's not that i’m outta shape, it's just that literally pulling my sock off this morning felt like i was wrestling an alligator or something. like, who knew there was so much muscle involved in taking off footwear? now i'm over here limping around the house like it’s some sort of Olympic sport. guess this is how my adulting journey is gonna go, one sock at a time. #socklife #adultingishard
it's not that i’m outta shape, it's just that literally pulling my sock off this morning felt like i was wrestling an alligator or something. like, who knew there was so much muscle involved in taking off footwear? now i'm over here limping around the house like it’s some sort of Olympic sport. guess this is how my adulting journey is gonna go, one sock at a time. #socklife #adultingishard
just realized my 'meal prep' for the week consists of two single-serve frozen pizzas and a quarter of a watermelon because i thought it would be cute to add fruit. like, who knew my gourmet culinary aspirations would lead to me face down in a Tupperware, judging my life choices? now my kitchen looks like the aftermath of a food fight at a toddler’s birthday party and i literally can’t even look at...